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True Friends
Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally
dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down
under the table to pick them up, he noticed that
Dave's wife, Sandy, was not wearing any underwear!
Shocked by this, Jeff hit his head on the table and
emerged red-faced.
Later when Jeff went to the kitchen to get some
refreshments Sandy followed him and asked, "Did
you see anything under the table that you liked?"
Jeff admitted, "Well, yes I did." She said "you can
have it, but it will cost you $100." After a minute
or two, Jeff indicates that he is interested.
She tells him that since Dave works Friday afternoons
and Jeff doesn't, that Jeff should come to their
house around 2:00 PM on Friday.
Friday came and Jeff went to her house at 2:00 PM.
After paying her the $100, they went to the bedroom,
had sex for a few hours and then Jeff left.
Dave came home about 6:00 PM and asked his wife, "Did
Jeff come by this afternoon?" Totally shocked, Sandy
replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes." Next
Dave asked, "Did Jeff give you $100?"
Sandy thought, 'Oh hell, he knows!' Reluctantly she
said, "Yes, he did give me $100."
"Good," Dave says. "Jeff came by the office this morning
and borrowed the $100 from me and said that he'd stop
by our house on his way home and pay me back. It's so
good to have a friend you can trust."